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So I found out my boyfriend is Sid Jenkins… #Skins #Tobysbetterthough #Datresembulance

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via fckedifiknow)

rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

(via autophobia-mnemophobia)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via autophobia-mnemophobia)

lmaoalien:

when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lectureimage

(via autophobia-mnemophobia)

THEME.