staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

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whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

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ha-tran:

sometimes i don’t know what to do with my free time, so i go to kroger and hang out with nicki minaj

internef:

having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%

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schoolgirllover:

Why can’t people be really fucking spontaneous more often. Like why don’t people get on buses in the middle of the night to see someone or call them and say what they feel exactly how they feel it. It’s all fucking mundane shit, trying to keep your cool, playing hard to get, hinting and confusing signals ugh I hate it 

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adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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THEME.